The leaderboard for people whose agents never sleep.
Bloodrank scores AI vampires on the blood they drink and the things they actually ship. Tokens alone don't make you an Ancient.
$ npx bloodrankA builder who runs several AI coding agents at once and skips sleep because an idle agent feels like lost money.
From Steve Yegge's essay “The AI Vampire” (Feb 2026) and Marc Andreessen's line that for top programmers “the cost of sleep got too high.”Tonight's most dangerous builders
Switch boards to see who drinks the most, who converts blood into shipped work best, and who actually saw the sun this week.
| # | Vampire | Rank | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | @vlad_the_deployerCodex | Ancient | 898 | $16,800 | 41 | $410 | 71% | 10 | 0 days |
| 2 | @akasha.runClaude Code | Ancient | 891 | $11,200 | 47 | $238 | 58% | 8 | 1 day |
| 3 | @nosferat.devClaude Code | Ancient | 820 | $19,800 | 22 | $900 | 88% | 12 | 0 days |
| 4 | @countess_ctxClaude Code | Ancient | 818 | $9,400 | 34 | $276 | 62% | 7 | 1 day |
| 5 | @lestat-agentGemini CLI | Elder | 720 | $7,200 | 15 | $480 | 79% | 8 | 0 days |
| 6 | @selene.aiClaude Code | Elder | 710 | $3,900 | 26 | $150 | 38% | 5 | 2 days |
| 7 | @carmilla.shCursor | Elder | 688 | $2,600 | 29 | $90 | 44% | 4 | 3 days |
| 8 | @mina.buildsClaude Code | Elder | 576 | $1,400 | 18 | $78 | 21% | 3 | 6 days |
| 9 | @bela_sudoCursor | Nightwalker | 536 | $850 | 12 | $71 | 55% | 2 | 4 days |
| 10 | @renfieldCodex | Fledgling | 260 | $260 | 3 | $87 | 12% | 1 | 7 days |
Blood = monthly AI spend. Kills = verified deploys, launches and paid features shipped. Night = share of tokens burned 00:00–05:00 local time. Sample data.
Drinking is easy. Hunting is the point.
Pure token leaderboards reward waste, and most companies that ran them in 2026 dropped them. Bloodrank gives shipped work the same weight as spend.
Why Bloodrank
Monthly AI spend and tokens across every agent you run, log-scaled so a whale burning $40K can't bury a sharp builder on $400.
What left the coffin: deploys, launches, merged features, verified MRR. Proven through GitHub and Stripe, never self-reported.
Parallel agents, longest unbroken session and the share of your usage between midnight and 5am. Purely for style points.
Rank ladder
- Thrall0–149
- Fledgling150–349
- Nightwalker350–549
- Elder550–749
- Ancient750–899
- Count900+ (top 13 only)
You’d be an Elder, ranked #109 in tonight’s crypt. Your blood and your kills are in balance.
Even Counts close the laptop
Every profile has a second board: days fully offline. It exists because the people who coined this whole thing were describing burnout, and the best vampires last for centuries.
“The new workday should be three to four hours. For everyone.”
Dawn pledge
0 / 3Sunlight streaks show on your coffin card and on the Sunlight board.
Free to rank. Pay to rule.
The public leaderboard stays free. Plans add private covens, deeper stats and team dashboards.
Thrall
- Public rank and coffin card
- All public boards
- One friend coven
Elder
- Unlimited private covens
- Full history and night heatmaps
- Custom card and verified fang
Coven
For teams- Spend paired with shipped output
- Burnout and sunlight alerts
- Slack bot and weekly report
Blood supplier
- Sponsored tool boards
- Night Shift newsletter slots
- Hire a Vampire job posts at $299